Main Cast
P. J. Soles
Dr. Ramone (segment "Arbor Day")
Lloyd Kaufman
(segment: "Hamburger! The Rapist?")
Shawn C. Phillips
Shawn (segment "Deathrealm")
Shane Ryan-Reid
(segment "Arbor Day")
Nathan Head
Nathan (segment "Deathrealm")
Jessica Ann Brownlie
The Ugly Duckling (segment "The Ugly Duckling")